C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just blew my weed a kiss
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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