U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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