I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
high people should be assigned attendants
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
