Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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