i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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