I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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