found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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