is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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