I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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