sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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