ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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