Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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