Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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