you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
