But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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