Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Did I show you my penis last night?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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