At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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