If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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