I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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