I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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