this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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