I'm drive I can fine osifer
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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