I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
