I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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