im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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