Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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