why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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