You're so nebulous sometimes
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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