My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
