Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
