You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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