I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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