Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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