THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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