My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Acid is not a monday night drug
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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