If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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