I wish I only lived at night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just cropdusted the office
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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