Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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