That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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