Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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