i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
