This is not my ceiling
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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