She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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