Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Randomize
