Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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