She's JV to your varsity
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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