he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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