I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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