Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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