I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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