Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
